I <3...

Phonebooks.

You can use them to sit on to make you appear taller

You can wear them as a hat

You can use them to find numbers to make prank calls

You can attempt to rip them in half (and fail miserably)

You can throw them at people as they pass down the street

You can eat their pages(because we all know we want to eat pieces of thin, yellow paper)

You can doodle on the pages, because no one uses phonebooks anyway.

You can use them to help you stalk people

You can use them as reading material when you have nothing left to do

And most of all, because without them, you wouldn't be able to make lists about how much you love phonebooks.



Point of this thread:None.

Have a nice day:]


(This is what happens when you leave sleep deprived little ol' me alone with a computer and phonebook.)