Banana PG-13. Emperor/Lasic/Nouveou Mikes

Two little oneshots. Prompt--Banana

(The first)


My mouth closes around it, tracing the shape with my tongue in long, smooth strokes. I moan a little. Mostly for effect. I can feel you shudder, our bodies pressed up against each other at the corners, and I close my eyes.

"Frank, my, uh. Oh, um."

You can't speak. I'm surprisingly proud of myself.

"Yes, Gerard?"

I look up at you through sultry eyes.

"M. My..."

I smirk.

"What about it, Gee?"

"Cuh-can I have it b-back?"

I sigh in feigned disappointment, take a bite, and hand him the pale yellow fruit.





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(Second)



"You know what we should do?

Gerard's mouth is a more than half-full of muffin and partially open when he turns his head to me.

"Wha?

I shake my head a little, hair flopping into my eyes. He and Mikey are both so messy.

But especially him.

"We should play a prank on the fans."

I can tell by his face that he isn't sold on the idea.

"Nothing, you know, mean. Just a funny little joke."

He swallows and wipes his mouth on the back of his hand. "Okay, I guess. What do you suggest?"

I shrug, thinking. "dunno. Whaddya say we think on it and talk later? I all I know is it has to be perfect."

He nods, and I grab what's left of his muffin, taking a bite. "Mm," I say, "what kind is this?"

"Banana," he tells me, and a devilish grin spreads across my face.

The effect is, however, slightly ruined by the fact that the skin of my mouth has to stretch across teeth and half-chewed muffin.

"What?" He's a little worried, because last time he saw that look I'm pretty sure I ended up sticking my fingers through holes in his pants.

On stage.

Please don't tell my mother.

Anyways, I gulp down my food and run my tongue over my teeth to make sure no food is stuck in them. It's a habit I picked up from Toro.

"I think I've found our prank."

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I run my tongue along my lips, making sure they glisten with moisture. Wrap my mouth around the banana, overly-aware of Gerard's hand wrapped a little below my bottom lip. I open my eyes a little wider and plaster an orgasmic look across my face. Gerard's face flushes and he grins a little, brushing his hair out of his face with his free hand.

"Ready?" Mikey asks. "On three...one...two...three!"

A rather bright light flashes across my eyes, and when I blink and open them again, there's a spot of yellow. I flutter my eyelids up and down a bit, take the banana out of my mouth, and grin hastily at Gerard.

He smiles back.

"Ready?" he asks, and I feel the corners of my mouth turn up even more.

"Fuck yes," I tell him, and we post the picture on our myspace.

Of course, first we get Toro to do some fancy stuff so that the thumbnail is me only, from the bridge of my nose up. The caption? IS "Frank eating Gerard's 'Banana'"

We smile at out handywork, and I lean back into Gerard.

He wraps an arms around me and whispers into my ear, "hey, wanna see what it's like for real? Or I could do the eating, if you like?"

The temperature of my face, I'm sure, rises by about 100 degrees, but I bite my lip, raise my eyebrows, and grin. "Fuck yes," I say, and he grabs my hand as we prance back to the bunks.

Congrats on the first Ferard post....cookies for you....but I still don't get all this Ferard stuff...

those were...rather awesome...i don't think i'll ever see a banana the same way again...heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeee


awesummmzzz!!!!!!!!

ilmymimey.

wull TEChinally it's NOT our first Frerard as Brandi is posting a re-done Rp that is ferard but We havent moved it yet...so

CONGRATS MIME!! You de-flowered the Frerard section!

I'm so proud! *teary eyes*

Yep. I officially will never put Banana pieces into my cereal again. Good job, though:]

And I agree with you, Zomb, Ferard isn't my cop of coffee. Sure, stage Ferard is nice, but fanfic Ferard is...overdone to an extreme amount?

just thought you'd like to know im eating a banana right now...